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Be nice to me my grandpa is crazy he is also a grumpy old man he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people you hurt me and they’ll never find your body

Don’t piss off old people. The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

Aging has slowed me down, but it hasn’t shut me up.

Today I’m doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn’t finished, and I’m no quitter.

I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

People born in the fifties had the best music, awesome cars, drive-in theaters & happy days! And we aren’t even that old yet, we’re just that cool.

Don't piss off old people. The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

Built in the forties and unred Some parts still in working order

I wanted to go jogging but proverbs 28:1 says “the wicked run when no one is chasing them.” so there’s that...

I am a cheek smooching present bearing cookie baking always caring grandkid spoiling forever loving grandma

The only thing i love more than being a mom and grandma is being a great grandma

Even when my grandchildren are not in my arms, or in my home, they are always in my heart!

When god made grandkids he gave me the best

People born in the fifties had the best music, awesome cars, drive-in theaters & happy days! and we aren't even that old yet, we're just that cool

I can’t be held responsible for what my face does when you talk

So... there’s this girl who kinda stole my heart she calls me daddy

I want to be so full of christ that if a mosquito bites me it flies away singing there is power in the blood!

My parents spanked me as a child as a result i now suffer from a psychological condition known as "respect for others"

I want my daughter to be kind but i also want her to know that she can throw punch someone if she needs to

If you wanna argue, contact my daughter she handles all that business

I can't argue with my wife she's older than me and old people don't listen

I'm a proud dad of a freaking awesome daughter ... yes, she bought me this shirt

My daughter is super awesome and i'm the lucky one because i get to be her momma

I'm a little smart ass short and stout here is my finger here is my mouth when i get all worked up i will shout... piss me off and i'll cuss you out!

Papa was created because grandkids need real heroes

Senior citizen texting code

I am not clumsy! it's just the floor hates me the chair and tables are bullies and the wall is always getting in the way!

I’m not crazy i’m special no wait maybe i’m crazy one second... i have to talk to myself about this... hold on...

5 things you should know about this woman

that does it! i'm calling my grandpa!

My best friend may not be my sister by blood, but she’s my sister by heart

Don’t piss me off. I’m a grumpy old woman. I do what I want, when I want, where I want. Your approval is not required.

I can’t argue with my best friend. She’s older than me, and old people don’t listen.

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a spoiled wife of a grumpy old husband, but here I am, killin’ it.

Sometimes I feel old, but then I realize my sister is older

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.