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My Wife's Honey-Do List is longer than My Retirement Plan

My Dog gets the Zoomies At Midnight every single night

Dog Grandma I don't have grandkids I have Grandpups

My Cat Ignores Her Name but hears The Treat Bag From Three Rooms Away

Cat Dad never leaves home without his Lint Roller

Stay Off Grandpa's Lawn it took me Forty Years

Grandma's Kitchen the cookie jar is Always Open and so is My Heart

It's Not A Nap it's Scheduled Grandpa Maintenance

at grandma's house Bedtime is just a Suggestion

I'm The Boss my wife said so She Also Said Take Out The Trash

I Bought The Couch but The Dog Owns It

If It's On The Table my cat will Push It Off The Edge

Bought My Cat A $50 Bed she chose The Box It Came In

Grandpa's Pockets the original Piggy Bank For Grandkids

Grandma's Purse has mints, tissues And A Bandage For Every Boo-Boo

at grandpa's house Ice Cream counts as Dinner

My Husband can't go anywhere Without Making A New Best Friend

My Dog can hear The Cheese Drawer From Three Rooms Away

Missing Socks? check The Dog Bed Every Single Time

My Cat won't touch Her Water Bowl Only My Glass

Grandpa Can Fix It just give him A Coffee And Three Business Days

Grandpa Says he invented Every Dance Move You Think Is New

Grandma Hugs come with Extra Squeeze No Refunds

Grandma's Kitchen you came for a visit You Leave With Three Plates To Go

I Have A King Bed and somehow The Dog Gets Most Of It

I Left For five minutes My Dog Acts Like It's Been Five Years

Put Down One Paper and The Cat Claims It Instantly

My Cat's Schedule Follow The Sunbeam Nap Repeat

Grandma Calls on Speakerphone The Whole Store Hears

Grandpa Waves at Every Truck Knows None Of Them

Ask Grandpa he remembers when Gas Was Thirty Cents

Grandma Doesn't Say Hello she says Did You Eat Sit Down

I'll Fix It Saturday said my husband Three Saturdays Ago

Doorbell On TV my dog Falls For It Every Single Time

A Closed Door is a Personal Insult To My Cat

My Cat Stares at An Empty Wall Now I'm Scared Too