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I'm a Mail Carrier I've survived more dogs than You've Met

I'm a Grandpa and a veteran too old to fight Too Old To Run So I Just Stare

proud Lineman's Wife storms come he goes I Pray

Big Sister Rules 1. I'm always right 2. see rule 1 Mom Agrees

Middle Child the one mom Forgot To Worry About

I'm the Aunt I'm like a mom only Cooler And Louder

You can't scare me I have a Crazy Mom and she Hates Everybody Except Me

I get my Attitude from my Freakin' Awesome Mom she's a bit crazy And Scares Me Too

Yes I'm a Spoiled Daughter but not yours I'm the property of a Grumpy Old Dad

my dad's version of the silent treatment is Turning Off The Wi-Fi

I said No and that's A Complete Sentence Love Mom

Dear boys my Dad has a shovel And An Alibi

Mom vacation is just Parenting somewhere More Expensive

I'm not a Regular Dad I'm a Dad Joke Dad Groan Responsibly

I'm a Daughter my mom gave me her looks And Her Sarcasm

Mom's House Mom's Rules don't like it Pay Rent

I'm not just a dad I'm a Walking ATM With Opinions

I'm a Boy Mom I've seen things nobody Should See

Girl mom I have Three Daughters and Zero Bathroom Time

Tired broke and Proud Dad Life

I'm not like my mom I'm Exactly Like My Mom

I'm not Mad I'm just a Mom Who's Done

Dad's Grill Dad's Rules don't touch Either One

Proud Mechanic's Wife I'm used to grease, cuss words And Late Dinners

Farmer's Wife I don't need a gym I Have Chores

my dad keeps the Lights On for everybody Including Me

My dad built this House and my Bad Back

Grandma and Retired Nurse I know where It Hurts

I'm a Dog Grandma I spoil them And Send Them Home

I'm a Dog Dad I talk to my dog more than I Talk To People

I'm not a crazy cat lady I'm a Cat Collector With Standards

My dog likes me More Than You Do and that's Fine

Reel Cool Grandpa and an even Better Liar

my dad taught me Hunting and How To Lie About It

I'm a Golf Grandpa I'm not good at golf But I Love The Cart

I'm a Farm Grandma I can milk a cow drive a tractor And Still Beat You At Cards