Funny Sayings (286)

I'm not dirty I'm Gardening There's A Difference

Gardening because Murder is Wrong

I'm a Car Guy I can hear A Bad Engine from a mile away

I'm not Good At Golf I'm just here for The Cart And The Beer

I Don't Need Therapy I just need A Quiet Lake and a Tight Line

my wife said pick me or Fishing I'll miss her Every Weekend

Dog Dad walks at 6 treats at 7 Belly Rubs all day

I'm A Dog Mom I like dogs more than Most People

I Don't Own A Cat the cat Owns Me and she Pays No Rent

proud Cat Dad my kids have Whiskers and an Attitude

some people need a vacation I just need Two Wheels And An Open Road

My Kids Have Paws and they think The Couch Is Theirs

Retired now I work for My Dog Full Time

My Cat And I Agree On One Thing mornings are Overrated

Cat Mom feeds her cleans up after her and gets Ignored Daily

Gray Hair Wind In It still riding Faster Than You Think

My Wife Thinks I'm Working Overtime but really I'm Gone Fishing

Can't Wake Up For Work but I'm up at 4 AM When The Fish Are Biting

dog hair is my favorite Accessory it goes with Everything

Dog Dad I walk him twice a day but let's be honest He's The Boss Of This House

It Was On The Table now it's on the floor My Cat Has No Regrets

Cat Lady my weekend plans a blanket, a book and a Purring Lap Warmer

two wheels open road No Worries Cheaper Than Therapy

Dog Mom dog hair on my clothes Don't Care Love My Pup

the more people I meet the more I love My Dog Just Saying

Work From Home my coworker sits On My Keyboard And Calls It Help

I Wanna Be my cat nap, eat, Nap Again Living The Dream

Old Bones Young Throttle see you on the back roads

Catch & Release is what I say when I Didn't Catch Anything

The Early Bird gets the worm I Get The Fish

I Haven't Gone To the bathroom alone Since I Got My Dog

I'm Not The Owner I'm just The Staff

Weekend Forecast dog walks with a chance of More Dog Walks

Who Needs An Alarm when you have A Hungry Cat at 5 AM

You Can Spot a happy biker by The Bugs In His Teeth

My Tackle Box is bigger than My Closet priorities