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Yes I'm spoiled but not by you by a Grumpy Old Husband Who'd Fight You
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my happy place is the Hardware Store my sad place Is The Checkout
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I'm an Electrician I fix what your husband Tried To Fix
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Electrician Rates $50 an hour $75 if you watch $100 if you help $200 If You Tried It First
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Mechanic Rates $80 an hour $100 if you watch $150 If You Tell Me How To Do It
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I'm a Grumpy Old Mechanic I'll fix your car but not Your Attitude
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I'm a Farmer I get up early work all day And Still Can't Afford Retirement
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Some guys chase women I chase Cows That Got Out Again
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Measure twice cut once then Cuss Three Times
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while you're hiding from the storm I'm Climbing Into It Lineman
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Proud Firefighter's Wife he runs into fire I run The House
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CNA caring nursing assisting Exhausted
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These hands built your House your road And Your Bad Back
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I'm in HVAC I make people hot when they're cold And Cold When They're Rude
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My kitchen My Rules if you don't like it Make Your Own
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I'm a Mail Carrier I've survived more dogs than You've Met
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Retired I worked 40 Years to sit in this Recliner
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Cowboy up before the sun in bed after The Cows Every Single Day
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I'm a Grandpa and a veteran too old to fight Too Old To Run So I Just Stare
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proud Lineman's Wife storms come he goes I Pray
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Big Sister Rules 1. I'm always right 2. see rule 1 Mom Agrees
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I'm the Little Sister I don't break the rules I Get Away With Them
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I'm the brother it's my job to Annoy You For Life
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I annoy my sister but if you hurt her you'll meet the Older Brother Nobody Warned You About
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I'm the Best Friend I'm also the Alibi
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we'll be Best Friends until we're old and then we'll be Old Friends Causing Trouble
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A good friend bails you out a best friend Is Sitting Next To You In Jail
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Middle Child the one mom Forgot To Worry About
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We don't Gossip we just Share Updates loudly
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I tease my Sister because I love her A Little Too Much
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When we're old we'll be the Grandmas who Started The Fight At Bingo
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I don't have friends I have Crazy People who Like Me
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My brother can fix Anything with Duct Tape And Prayer
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Cousin Crew making Family Reunions loud since Forever
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Warning I come with a Best Friend who has no Filter
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I'm the Cool Aunt I spoil them then Send Them Home
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