Funny Sayings (452)
Don't mess with me my Grandpa is a grumpy old man with a bad hip, a short temper and a Shovel He knows places Nobody will ever look
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Marriage is just two people fighting over the Thermostat Forever
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my husband says it's hunting season I say it's Finding My Keys Season
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It's not a dad bod it's a Father Figure With Snacks
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I hate being this handsome but I'm a Bearded Old Man so I can't Help It
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I'm not grumpy I'm just a Retired Man who's been Awake Since 5
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Honey Do List 1. fix the sink 2. fix the door 3. fix the fence 4. Hide in the garage
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Good men still exist I know because I Married One he's grumpy, stubborn And All Mine
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I said I Do I didn't know it meant Do Everything she asks
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Man Cave Rules 1. it's my cave 2. see rule 1 No Exceptions
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My husband doesn't snore he just Dreams He's A Motorcycle
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I married a man who owns Every Tool and can't find A Single One
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my husband wanted me to be his fishing buddy now he has A Bait Supplier With Opinions
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I'm a man of few words No is one of Them
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My husband never gets lost we just take The Scenic Route For 3 Hours
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I'm the reason Grandpa has grey hair and the reason He Smiles
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I don't need your approval I already have a Wife Who Disagrees
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I have a Bearded Husband he's grumpy he's hairy He's Mine
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My husband can build Anything except An Apology
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I don't need therapy I just need My Garage And Silence
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in this house the remote belongs to the Husband the TV belongs to The Wife
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my morning routine coffee three pills and a Bad Mood Till Noon
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all I need is my truck my dog and a wife who Lets Me Keep Both
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I married My Best Friend now I'm stuck with Him Forever and I'd do it Again
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You can't scare me I have a Grandpa with a bad back A Good Aim And Time
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My husband helps around the house he lifts his feet When I Vacuum
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Proud husband of a Freakin' Awesome Wife yes she bought me This Shirt
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If I can't fix it with Duct Tape it's not Broken Enough
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Grandparents are just parents who finally Stopped Caring
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I'm a Grumpy Old Man my sarcasm comes free but my patience Costs Extra
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Husband part time Lawn Mower full time Nap Taker
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my husband yells at the TV like the players Can Hear Him Every Sunday
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I'm the Grandson of a woman who Survived Everything you are Not A Problem
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sweet smart spoiled and backed by A Crazy Grandma Choose Wisely
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my husband can grill Anything except a Salad
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Not A Morning Person not an Afternoon Person basically just A Nap Person
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