Christmas Gifts (103)

Dad's Light Display runs on fourteen Extension Cords And Pure Faith

The Dog's Stocking Is Bigger Than Mine and honestly He Earned It

Up At 5 AM on Christmas morning but On School Days Nobody Can Find Their Shoes

Dad Spent Three Hours hunting for The One Bulb That Killed The Whole Strand

Christmas Eve 11 PM three gifts left and No Tape Anywhere In This House

Every Christmas we open grandma's cookie tin Hoping For Cookies And Find Sewing Thread

Our Tree Leans a little to one side It's Not Crooked It Has Character

Playing Christmas Music Since Halloween and I Regret Nothing

My Hot Cocoa is mostly Marshmallows As It Should Be

I Opened Every Advent Door on December First no regrets

Just One Glass of Eggnog said nobody Ever In December

We Built A Snowman and the dog Ate His Nose

My Gift Wrapping is roughly Ninety Percent Tape Ten Percent Love

Our Christmas Lights can be seen From Space So Can The Power Bill

Santa's Cookies are subject to Dad's Cookie Tax

The Tree Came Down in January but We'll Find Needles Until July

Our Dog Helped Unwrap Every Gift including The Ones That Weren't His

Licensed Gingerbread Architect structural damage is part of the design

I Sing Christmas Carols Off Key but With Great Confidence

December Dress Code Ugly Sweaters officially count as Formal Wear

We Don't Need One More Ornament said nobody Holding Three More

Christmas Law the wrapping paper Always Runs Out On The Last Gift

Regifting isn't cheap it's Recycling With Love

Christmas Cookie Day we'll be finding Sprinkles Until July

Our Christmas Lights can be seen from space And So Can The Electric Bill

White Elephant Rules smile, unwrap, then Steal The Good One

Funny How Santa's Handwriting looks a lot like Mom's

Christmas Eve the earliest bedtime of the year Is For The Parents

Bus Duty In January I'm basically A Snowman With A Whistle

I Don't Peek at my presents I Just Shake Them Professionally

Dad Always Picks The Tree that's two feet Taller Than The Ceiling