Wolf Lovers (294 Designs)

I didn't fall from heaven i clawed my way out og hell

No one is harder on me tha me so take your judgement and shove it up your ass

My scars tell a story they are reminders of when life tried to break me but failled

If you kick me when i am down you better pray i don't get up

I’m not a hot mess i’m a spicy disaster

People who don’t know me think i’m quiet people that do know me wish i was

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask a stupid question

All my friends are naughty then there’s me the holy one

I wake up every day with every day with and then idiots happen

Mother’s love is unconditional her temper is another subject

I’m great at multitasking i can listen ignore and forget all at the same time

To those who watch my life and gossip about it don't give up season 2 is coming

I’m actually not funny i’m just mean and people think i’m joking

My smart mouth always gets me into trouble and if it is not my mouth it’s my facial expression

In case anyone hasn’t told you today i’m beautiful

If only sarcasm burned calories

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 35 because i’ve had enough

I can’t adult today tomorrow doesn’t look good either

Good luck finding coworkers better than us

I know i’m your favorite employee i mean look around

A fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me

They say the body is made of 80% water i’m not fat i’m flooded

I’m retired i don’t have to i don’t want to you can’t make me

Don’t like me? i don’t care it’s still a beautiful day in my neighborhood

Don’t judge pounds and you won’t be judged by inches

I got trust issues because people got lying issues

Don’t judge my side of the fence until you have the balls to jump it

Don’t ever put me in a situation where i have to show you how heartless i can be

I’m chief kickabitch from the slapahoe tribe

Better to walk alone in the right direction than to follow the herd walking in the wrong direction

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened

If you kick me when i am down you better pray i don’t get up

I really don’t mind getting old but my body is having a major hissy fit

Always be yourself unless you can be a wolf then always be a wolf

Don’t be so quick to believe what you hear because lies spread faster than the truth

Your first mistake was thinking i was one of the sheep