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My Husband Fixes Everything twice The Second Time I Call A Pro

Old Bones Young Throttle see you on the back roads

Catch & Release is what I say when I Didn't Catch Anything

The Early Bird gets the worm I Get The Fish

Don't Make Me Use My Nurse Voice you won't like it

If It's Not Charted It Didn't Happen nurse life

I Started The Year with 200 pencils Now I Have Three

My Office has a better view than yours And 18 Wheels

I Haven't Gone To the bathroom alone Since I Got My Dog

I'm Not The Owner I'm just The Staff

Weekend Forecast dog walks with a chance of More Dog Walks

Who Needs An Alarm when you have A Hungry Cat at 5 AM

Not Here For the turkey, honestly I'm Here For The Sides

official Thanksgiving Dish Washer somebody had to do it

Yes My Tree went up Before Halloween and I regret nothing

I Don't Wrap I Use Gift Bags it's called efficiency

My Husband Stands in front of the open fridge And Still Can't Find It

You Can Spot a happy biker by The Bugs In His Teeth

My Tackle Box is bigger than My Closet priorities

Don't Call Me I'm on Lake Time

never say the Q Word on my shift

Nurse Superpower 12 Hours No Bathroom Break

Yes I Have Eyes In The Back Of My Head and I saw that

Who Needs A Map I've been Down Every Back Road

I Don't Walk My Dog My Dog Walks Me

The Couch technically belongs to The Dog I just pay for it

Bought My Cat a fancy new bed She Picked The Box

My Cat Isn't Mean she's just Silently Judging You

undefeated Wishbone Champion defending my title every Thanksgiving

Sharing Is Caring except when it comes to Pumpkin Pie Get Your Own Slice

My Wife's Honey-Do List is longer than My Retirement Plan

Helmet Hair Don't Care the ride was Worth It

Just One More Cast said every fisherman Three Hours Ago

Never Schedule Me on a Full Moon Night Shift

Coffee First then I'll teach Your Little Angels

Teacher Life holding it Since 7:45 Until 3:15