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I'm a teacher I have Patience for kids Not Adults

I'm a Farmer I get up early work all day And Still Can't Afford Retirement

Some guys chase women I chase Cows That Got Out Again

I'm a Plumber I fix what you Flushed

Measure twice cut once then Cuss Three Times

while you're hiding from the storm I'm Climbing Into It Lineman

Proud Firefighter's Wife he runs into fire I run The House

Proud Police Wife he protects the city I Protect Him

CNA caring nursing assisting Exhausted

These hands built your House your road And Your Bad Back

I'm in HVAC I make people hot when they're cold And Cold When They're Rude

I'm Retired goodbye tension hello Pension

My kitchen My Rules if you don't like it Make Your Own

I'm a server I'm paid to Smile not to Like You

Nurse fueled by Coffee and Patients' Bad Decisions

I'm a Veteran and a dad I'm not afraid of Anything except my Daughter's Boyfriend

I'm a Mail Carrier I've survived more dogs than You've Met

warehouse life lift stack complain Repeat

Retired I worked 40 Years to sit in this Recliner

Trucker I drive big trucks and I have a Short Temper Stay Off My Bumper

I'm a Nurse Mom you can't scare me I've seen Your Insides

Cowboy up before the sun in bed after The Cows Every Single Day

Welder's Wife I stay home while he Plays With Fire And Gets Paid

I'm a Grandpa and a veteran too old to fight Too Old To Run So I Just Stare

Retired Firefighter I used to Save Lives now I Save Leftovers

Trucker fuel coffee diesel bad radio And Spite

Night Shift Nurse I'm awake when you're Sleeping... Rudely

proud Lineman's Wife storms come he goes I Pray

You can't scare me I have a Crazy Sister she has my back And A Bad Temper

Big Sister Rules 1. I'm always right 2. see rule 1 Mom Agrees

I'm the Little Sister I don't break the rules I Get Away With Them

I'm the brother it's my job to Annoy You For Life

I annoy my sister but if you hurt her you'll meet the Older Brother Nobody Warned You About

Sisters not by blood but by Bad Decisions and good wine

I'm the Best Friend I'm also the Alibi

we'll be Best Friends until we're old and then we'll be Old Friends Causing Trouble