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Grandpa Saves Every Twist Tie rubber band and Butter Tub Since 1962

You Can't Leave Grandpa's House until he has Checked Your Oil

You're On My Prayer List and lucky for you My Cookie List Too

Grandma On A Video Call Forehead Only and still asking Can You See Me

Hold My Ladder is how my husband starts Every Single Bad Idea

My Husband Kicks The Tires like they're going to Tell Him Something

I Spend More Time Polishing Chrome than I spend Talking To People

My Cooler Is Packed with sandwiches, ice and Pure Hope The Fish Are Optional

Nurse Poker Face trust me I've heard Way Worse Before Breakfast

Touch My Stapler and you'll be joining The Kids In Time Out

Lunch Duty Survivor one hundred eighty days of Flying Tater Tots

I Always Sit Closest To The Kitchen it's not rude It's Strategy

Nothing Scares Me except an Open Weigh Station When I'm Running Late

Pumpkin Or Pecan? I'm a grown adult So Obviously I'm Having Both

Up At 5 AM on Christmas morning but On School Days Nobody Can Find Their Shoes

Grandpa's Telling That Story Again and we all still Laugh At The End

Grandma's Candy Dish Has Never Been Empty not once in Forty Years

Grandpa's Truck Is Older Than Dad and it still Starts Every Morning

Grandma Texts In Full Paragraphs and signs every one Love, Grandma

He Reloads The Dishwasher right after I load it Because There's A System

He Will Carry Every Grocery Bag in one single trip Or Die Trying

Some Nights I don't even ride I Just Sit In The Garage And Admire Her

She Asked How Many I Caught I told her I had A Very Peaceful Day

A Twelve-Hour Shift is just a cute name for Thirteen And A Half Hours

Teacher Life haven't sat down Since 7:45 Lunch Was Eleven Minutes

I Don't Yell I just give The Look And Thirty Kids Go Quiet

Ten States eleven hundred miles And Still Home For Sunday Dinner

Already Planning My Leftover Sandwich and we haven't even Said Grace Yet

I Don't Count Slices Of Pie on Thanksgiving I Count Blessings

Dad Spent Three Hours hunting for The One Bulb That Killed The Whole Strand

Christmas Eve 11 PM three gifts left and No Tape Anywhere In This House

Don't Throw It Out hand it to Grandpa He'll Have It Running By Lunch

Grandma Says You Look Thin right before she makes Your Third Plate

Grandpa's Recliner comes with one rule The Remote Stays With Grandpa

Grandma Leaves The Porch Light On until every grandkid Texts They Made It Home

Don't Bother Him the grill is His Office And He's In A Meeting