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Warning this girl is protected by a smokin' hot veteran and i'm not afraid to use him

I stood up, i showed up i stepped forward i raised my right hand i stood in the gap i walked in the fire i did not run i did not hide i did not freeze, i did not choke consequently,

Before messing with me or my family let's make one thing perfectly clear i'm a veteran i have been in hell and i will not hesitate one second going back so go ahead make my day

This is the usa we love freedom we drink beer we eat meat we own guns we speak english if you do not like that move

Never underestimate the tenacious power of a grandpa who is also a u.s. veteran

I identify as an over taxed under represented non-woke pissed off american citizen

I can't go to hell the devil still has restraining order against me

We sent our bravest led by the unqualified to do the impossible & die for the ungrateful

I may be old but i got to see the usa before it went to shit

We owe illegals nothing we owe our veterans everything

Dogs are our friends,our children,our bodyguards,our happiness sometimes mischies makers,and 100% family

I USUALLY DON'T TALK ABOUT Expensive Trips I Take BUT I JUST GOT BACK from the --GROCERY

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IT DOESN'T MATTER What you think of me Because my imaginary friends THINK I'M SPECIAL

You will never FIND ANOTHER ME A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING BUT IT'S THE TRUTH

SORRY I'M CRANKY I'M GOING THROUGH MY TERRIBLE 60'S RIGHT NOW

Don't bother WALKING A MILE in my shoes THAT WOULD BE boring. SPEND 30 SEGONDS IN MY HEAD that will FREAK YOU RIGHT OUT

Its not my fault you though I was normal you ve had enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out

I'M NOT Sugar & Spice AND EVERYTHING NICE I'm sage & Hood AND WISH A MUFUKA WOULD

I wouldn't need to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity

My body knows how old i am but my mind refuses to believe it

Be kind to animals or i'll kill you

Tell me it's just a dog and i'll tell you that you're just an idiot

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If there ever comer a day when we can't be together,keep me in your heart,i'll tay there foreve

In my darkest hour i reached for a hand and found a paw

In my darkest hour i reached for a hand and found a paw

Angels don't always have wings sometimes they have paws

Dogs are not our whole life,but they make our lives whole

I am your friend your partner your dog you are my life my love my leader i will be yours faithul and true till the last beat of my heart i am your dog

you can't scare me i have a crazy grandpa he is also a grumpy old man he has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people but he treats me like a princess you hurt me and they'll never find your body

Thinking i’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake i’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma she is also a grumpy old woman she has anger issues

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy woman.

5 things you should know about my grandpa

They call me a lucky son because I’m raised by a freaking awesome mom. It doesn’t matter how old I become, I will always be her little boy.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.