23 days until Thanksgiving

Thankful grateful and still Grumpy Pass The Gravy

Not Here For the turkey, honestly I'm Here For The Sides

official Thanksgiving Dish Washer somebody had to do it

I Don't Use A Timer the Smoke Alarm Tells Me It's Done

Thanksgiving Dinner Is Just The Warm-Up the main event is The Couch Nap

Gobble Gobble I'm the Grandma who made it All Happen

Grandma's Kitchen you're not leaving Hungry and you're not leaving Without Leftovers

I Like My Cranberry Sauce with the Can Ridges Still On It

Dear Santa before you check The Naughty List let me explain Everything

Just One Glass of Eggnog said nobody Ever In December

My first Christmas as Grandma 2026

Dad's Light Display runs on fourteen Extension Cords And Pure Faith

December 26th find me in The Returns Line With Everyone Else

I Don't Wrap I Use Gift Bags it's called efficiency

Papa Claus same as Santa but Grumpier

My wife put up Four Christmas Trees and I'm still Not Allowed To Complain

I don't always enjoy being an a**hole (censored only here)... Oh wait, yes I do.

Let me puor you a tall glass of get over it oh and here's a straw so you can suck it up

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome dad. He is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. He has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

My daughter totally got her attitude from me

Grandpa Tells The Same Story every holiday and It Gets Better Every Time

I just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% that crazy sister

Nurses Know exactly who Took Our Pen We Just Can't Prove It

I get my attitude from my freakin' awesome grandpa. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he treats me like a princess.

Don't Make Me Use My Nurse Voice you won't like it

He Went To Buy One Small Part and came home with A Whole New Project

certified Blanket Fort Engineer grandma edition

Welcome to Grandpa's Garage if you touch it you Bought It

Gardening because Murder is Wrong

Summer Break is just three months of Planning Next Year In Flip-Flops

Dinner Is At Five my cat starts Complaining At Four Fifteen

I Can Back 53 Feet into a tight spot Just Don't Watch Me

15I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome.

You can’t throw me to the wolves They come when I call

I am the best stepdad ever ’cause i still wanted these kids after i met them. they are crazy and scare me sometimes, but i know they love me, and they are my family.

IS IT JUST ME OR DO IDIOTS MULTIPLY QUICKER THAN NORMAL PEOPLE

I told my daughter to watch her attitude. She looked at me and said, “For complaints about my attitude, please contact the manufacturer!”

It takes a special person to risk so much for people who care so little

Short chubby girl problem #24: when the sun visor doesn’t even help when you’re driving

i have a smartass daughter just like a normal daughter except much cooler

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a prince.

Yes! i’m a spoiled granddaughter i have a freaking awesome grandma she’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes. but i love her and she is my best friend. you hurt me and they’ll never find your body

Grandma Leaves The Porch Light On until every grandkid Texts They Made It Home

If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If grandma ain’t happy… run!

I am a lucky grandson. I have a freaking awesome grandma. She has a backbone made of steel, and a heart made of gold.

So, there is this boy who kinda stole my heart. He calls me grandma.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Be nice to me my Grandma still owns the Wooden Spoon and she has Excellent Aim

5 things you should know about my dad

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad. He is also a grumpy old man.

Yes! I’m a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome dad. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

Thinking i’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake i’m a spoiled son of a crazy dad he’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes but he knows more than he says thinks more than he speaks

Every December dad untangles The Same Lights He Swore He Packed Neatly

Dad's Holiday Tradition untangling The Lights for three hours Every Single Year

Smartass daughter and stubborn old father Nosey neighbors for life

I am a lucky daughter because I’m raised by a freaking awesome dad. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks

Every New Plant gets a Taste Test From My Cat

Just One More Throw said my dog Three Hundred Throws Ago

Bought A Fancy Dog Bed he still sleeps On My Pillow Every Single Night

Grandma Knits Matching Hats for the whole family Even The Dog

Bath Time my dog acts like It's The End Of The World

Closed One Door now my cat needs Urgently To Be On The Other Side

Cat Lady my weekend plans a blanket, a book and a Purring Lap Warmer

Dogs are our friends,our children,our bodyguards,our happiness sometimes mischies makers,and 100% family