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Caution: If you hurt my kids, you’ll turn this Momma Bear into a Grizzly.

I never dreamed i’d be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever, but here i am.

Being a grandma doesn’t make me old... it makes me youthful, giggly, happy, joyful, giving, playful, protective, cool, awesome.

I’m not a grandma bear. i’m more of a grandma llama. like, i’m pretty chill, but i’ll kick you in the face if you mess with my grandkids.

Back off. i have a crazy daughter. she has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and i’m not afraid to use her.

Grandpa thanks for sharing your dna now we are both fabulous!!!

I’m the lucky one. i have a crazy aunt who happens to cuss a lot. she has tattoos, anger issues, and a serious dislike for stupid people.

SO... THERE’S THIS GIRL WHO KINDA STOLE MY HEART. SHE CALLS ME DADDY

I never dreamed I'd be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever, but here I am.

I always thought my mom was crazy, and now I realize it was me. I'm the one that drove her crazy. I totally get it now.

Mess with my grandchild and you will make this grandma bear very angry. Warning: This grandma bear makes mama bear look like a teddy bear.

This grandma may not be rich and famous, but I do have priceless grandchildren that I love with all my heart and soul!

And God said, let there be grandma who has ears that always listen, arms that hug and hold, love that's never ending, and a heart that's made of gold.

Yes, I'm a grandma. If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart.

I never dreamed I'd be this crazy grandma with the cutest grandkids ever, but here I am.

My mom always wonders where I get my attitude from... You, homegirl. I get it from you.

Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord, but messing with my granddaughter is the fastest!

I'm not a perfect daughter but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough

Dad, no matter what life throws at you, at least you don’t have an ugly daughter

My grandma doesn’t spoil me; she is just very accommodating.

They call me Grandpa because partner in crime makes me sound like a bad influence.

If I’m spoiled, it’s my grandma’s fault. Saw it. Liked it. Told Grandma! Got it.

I have a wonderful husband who is my whole world, who isn’t perfect but is perfect for me, who works hard and would do anything for me, who makes me laugh

I’m a grown man. I do what I want—my daughter wants.

I’m not clumsy. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Don’t tell me I haven’t got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest & I can guarantee they’re a lot bigger than yours.

When mom says ‘no’ Ask grandma When grandma says ‘no’ Call in the boss That’s right... great grandma Great grandma’s rule

5 things you should know about my smartass daughter:

Just because I said “I know how to behave” doesn’t mean I’m going to.

I’m pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me as she paints her nails, rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath “How did I get stuck with this one?”

If we switched back to cursive and stick shift vehicles, we could cripple an entire generation.

Don't get me started, b!tch. I don't come with brakes.

I avoid people because my temper can go from 0 to life in prison in 2 seconds.

Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She is never coming back and don't ask Y.

Anybody else have a voice in their head that repeats “slap the idiot! slap the idiot!” no? just me? hmm... odd

I always thought my mom was crazy and now i realize it was me. i'm the one that drove her crazy. i totally get it now