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Behind every great mom is a truly amazing son who happens to cuss a lot. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am a lucky daughter because I’m raised by a crazy dad. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he knows more than he says, thinks more than he speaks

I wouldn’t change my grandkids for the world, but I wish I could change the world for my grandkids.

And God said, “Let there be grandma,” who has ears that always listen, arms that hug and hold, love that’s never ending, and a heart that’s made of gold.

I’m not the stepfather. I’m the father that stepped up.

My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me.

I’m not afraid of you. I have an extremely crazy son who happens to cuss a lot.

I’m not a trouble-maker. I just take after my crazy and grumpy daddy.

When God made grandkids, He gave me the best.

I’m a little smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth.

Yes! I’m a spoiled son, but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

I don’t always spoil my grandkids. Oh wait, yes I do.

My #1 job as a grandpa is to protect my grandkids. I will not allow anyone to hurt them physically or psychologically. Don't believe me? Try me!

I never dreamed I'd end up being a son-in-law of a freakin' awesome mother-in-law, but here I am living the dream.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. One sec.

It's not easy being the best husband ever, but here I am nailing it.

Back off! I have a crazy wife. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, and I'm not afraid to use her.

I don't have a stepdaughter. I have a freaking awesome bonus daughter who happened to be born before I met her.

Sorry, I am already taken by a freakin' awesome man. He's stubborn, messy & a brat at times. He's clumsy, loud & a bit silly sometimes.

5 things you should know about my dad.

Warning! I have a crazy husband. Don't flirt with me. It's for your own safety.

I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old grandpa, but here I am killin' it.

I never dreamed I'd end up marrying a perfect freakin' husband, but here I am living the dream.

Retired under new management. See grandkids for details.

Grandpa knows everything. If he doesn't know, he makes stuff up really fast.

I am a grumpy old man. I do what I want, when I want, where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. ... One sec.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

I'm not a perfect granddaughter, but my crazy grandpa loves me and that is enough. He's a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but I love him & he is my best friend.

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I am a lucky son. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Sorry ladies, I'm married to a freakin' sexy wife. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I am her king. She is my whole world.

You can't scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

Yes! I'm a lucky granddaughter. I have a freaking awesome grandpa. He's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love him and he is my best friend.

Don't flirt with me. I'm married to a crazy husband. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

You can't scare me. I have an awesome husband. He is a little bit crazy with a fire on his soul. He's a once in a lifetime kind of man.