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Yes I’m a stubborn granddaughter, but my freaking awesome grandpa loves me... and that is enough.

I am a lucky son because I was raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. And I’m not afraid to use her.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but he treats me like a princess.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a prince.

Yes! I’m a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome mom.

Yes! I’m a stubborn daughter but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome dad. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes.

I never dreamed I’d end up being a son-in-law of freakin’ awesome mother-in-law, but here I am living the dream.

I am a lucky son-in-law. I have a freaking awesome mother-in-law. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says

I am a proud granddaughter of a crazy grandpa. He is also a grumpy old man. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel & a heart made of gold.

I’m the lucky one. I have a crazy uncle who happens to cuss a lot. He has tattoos. He has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Yes, I’m a spoiled son but not yours. I’m proud to have been raised by a freaking awesome mom. She’s a little crazy & scares me sometimes, but she’s also my biggest protector.

Yes! I’m a spoiled grandson but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grandma. She is a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love her and she is my best friend.

I am a lucky daughter. I have a crazy mom who happens to cuss a lot. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people.

Never underestimate me. I am a lucky son because I was raised by a freaking awesome mom.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy grandma. She is also a grumpy old woman. She has anger issues & a serious dislike for stupid people, but she treats me like a princess.

When Mom says “no”, ask Grandma! When Grandma says “no”, call in the boss. That’s right... Great Grandma. Great grandmas rule.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome dad. He is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes. He has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

Yes, I’m a stubborn son, but my freaking awesome mom loves me... and that is enough. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled son of a crazy mom. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough. He’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but he has a backbone made of steel and a heart made of gold.

You can’t scare me. I have a crazy daughter. She has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people. And I’m not afraid to use her.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome grandma. She has anger issues & is a bit crazy, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks & notices more than you realize.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy dad.

Yes, I am a spoiled granddaughter but not yours. I am the treasure of an awesome grandpa. He’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but he loves me and treats me like a princess.

Sorry, I’m a spoiled husband but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old wife. She’s a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she’s a perfect mixture of sunshine & hurricane.

Yes, I am a spoiled grandson but not yours. I am the property of a freaking awesome grumpy old grandma. She’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes,

Thinking I'm just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I'm a spoiled grandson of a crazy grandma.

Yes! I'm a stubborn granddaughter, but my freaking awesome grandpa loves me and that is enough. He's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes, but I love him & he is my best friend.

Thinking I’m just a spoiled child was your first mistake. I’m a spoiled daughter of a crazy mom. She is also a grumpy old woman.

I’m not a perfect daughter, but my crazy dad loves me and that is enough.

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome grandma. She has anger issues & is a bit crazy, but she knows more than she says, thinks more than she speaks

I get my attitude from my freakin’ awesome aunt. She is a bit crazy & scares me sometimes, but she is a perfect mixture of sweetheart & warrior.